Overheard in the pathfinder
Will: I wanna brush my hair.
Momma: ok, good luck.
Will: I can't find my hair!
Overheard in the bathtub
Mark: Will, wash your peepee.
Tate, wash your girl parts.
Will: hey, where's Tater's peepee?
Mark: she doesn't have one.
Will: oh no! Her's broke!
(the conversation went downhill from there)
Overheard in the Target
Will: (shouting across the checkout lines) daddy! We're going to the car.
Will: (to me) can you drive me to my house?
Me: yes
Will: good. We can't bring daddy.
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